Ray from Achievement Hunter on Rooster Teeth, thank you so much. And he said he’s gonna do whatever it takes to get me to RTX next year (x)
It was incredibly hot, until I recognized the word “tomato” and asked him what he was saying. He then admitted that he was explaining how to make a salad.
what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party
if you make me laugh im already 89% in love with you
one of my roommates used to work with 5th graders in a creative writing class thing and they had to write a romance and most of the kids wrote stories about princesses and crap but this one little girl wrote about how a marshmallow fell in love with a mug of cocoa and he loved the cocoa so much that in order to be with her he melted and died like wow kid that’s some shakespearian shit right there
I wanna be in that relationship were I can just do the stupidest shit. Like legit, dance in public with me, make faces at me, do accents with me, hell, make fun of my bad habits in a funny way. I don’t care, just have fun with me.
do you ever just
stare into space and be like
oh my god i have no idea what my actual personality is
do you ever feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind wanting to start again
gravity was such a good film
deep red - i’m in love with you.
red - i love you.
pink - i think you’re cute.
blue - you’re amazing.
rose - you’re pretty
purple - you’re hot.
plum - i would fuck you.
violet - i would date you.
aqua - i could stay on your blog for hours.
lavender - you are my tumblr crush.
orange - i want to get to know you.
tangerine - we have a lot in common.
amber - i wish you would notice me.
cream - i don’t talk to you but I really love your blog