THIS IS FUCKIN AWESOME SHE LOOKS AMAZING AND THE MUSCLES HDCKOMZBTEQD.
bunbunstar Request accomplished! You may have been a bitch to request it, but I ANNIHILATED that request.
aka, I didn’t do too shabby of a job on this one. :3
Day Two: Tell us who is your Favorite Male Hero?
↳ Jason Todd
|—||Neil deGrasse Tyson in response to “Aliens can’t exist because we haven’t found them yet” (via we-are-star-stuff)|
MARY FUCKING SHELLEY. ’oh, i’m a nineteen year old female in a world where females are basically valued only as mothers, grieving over the loss of my child, disowned by my father, in dire financial straights, stuck in a country that’s not my own, ignored and cheated on by my…
I BROKE MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON HELP ME
have you tried turning it off and back on again
I HIT IT REALLY HARD AND STILL HASN’T TURNED OFF
there is no need to shout ma’am. have you tried turning it off and back on
I AM NOT SHOUTING
IT DOESN’T TURN OFF
ma’am, ma’am, have you tried turning it on & off again
If you are looking for an experimental horror film to watch, go for this one if you can stomach it. It re-imagines the story of Genesis. The story opens with a robed, profusely bleeding “God” disemboweling himself, with the act ultimately ending in his death. It’s in black and white and has absolutely no dialogue. The words “experimental horror” are the best way to describe this film.
Strawberry - I’m in love with you.
Cherry - I love you.
Watermelon - I think you’re cute.
Blueberry - You’re amazing.
Kiwi- You’re pretty
Rasberry - You’re hot.
Paopu Fruit - I would date you.
Grapes - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Lemon - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - I want to get to know you.
Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
Lemon - I wish you would notice me.
Lime - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
I think the “women are mysterious” thing can also come from:
1) Women actually being quite clear, but not telling men what they want to hear. ”She said she doesn’t want to talk to me? So many mixed messages and confusing signals!”
2) Women not having cheat codes. ”I tried being nice, and she didn’t have sex with me. I tried being an asshole, and she didn’t have sex with me. Come on, there’s got to be some kind of solution to this puzzle!”
3) Women not being a hive mind. ”First a woman told me that she likes guys with big muscles. Then the very next day a woman told me she thinks muscles aren’t attractive at all. Make up your mind, women!”
4) An individual woman doing something confusing, and instead of asking “why is she doing this now?” men ask “why do women always do this?”
i deal with my personal problems the same way i study for tests